Rent-A-Center

Remember your first love in high school that you used to think that you were going to marry? You told all your friends that he or she was the perfect one for you and that it would last forever. You even probably thought of names for your children, where you would get married, where you would live, and what type of occupations you both would have. But unfortunately  after a few months or years you realized it wasn't going to work. Maybe due to jealous friends that came in between the relationship, cheating, parents, college, or even something as little as one argument. Some end just because one person just wants to be single or people just grow apart.

Unfortunately for some people the break up of a long term relationship in high school has caused scars that can never be seen externally but enternally you can tell by the actions of these people. Prime example is that beautiful girl in high school that always had a boyfriend but after a bad break up just before graduation three years later in college she's still trying to get that feeling back of a long term exclusive relationship but instead of trying to find herself she is trying to date so many guys but to no avail. She turns her back on all her true friends for  guys that she doesn't know well enough to even consider dating while behind her back people are laughing at her and shaking their heads because she's trying to tie down guys that everyone besides her knows are individuals  who aren't boyfriend material at all. Males do the same thing and I will admit I have been a victim of it in certain situations myself.

But there comes a time in life where you have to realize that finding an exclusive relationship with a person that is just perfect for you is impossible, especially as a young person in their twenties or a college student in general. Finding the perfect relationship can be frustrating. It seems as if lust, jealously, and selfishness gets in the way. The best solution is to just stop caring. It's plain and simple but very hard to do. It takes a different kind of person to just not care but the people who do, realize what this dating game is about and some who do know what its all about still care. At times I care too, its a flaw in me unfortunately.

What is this " dating game" all about mean? Plain and simple is there is no dating game, not to sound ignorant or to even entertain a cliche but its all about fuck bitches get money.  I don't mean that figuralatively. I mean it as in just focus on your responsibilities and what is going to enable you to be successful in this selfish world. Don't worry about love and relationships because it gets in the way of whats really important. To sum this dating game up and to come up with an analogy for it, its " Rent-A-Center." That's what I compare this dating game to. You are with someone for a certain period of time you tell them how much you like them, do all the romantic boyfriend and girl friend things then there's a break up and its on to the next person. That next person maybe someone your best friend dated or even your sibling dating as well. What I'm trying to say is when you're with a person you are running on borrowed time until that person or you realize you don't want to be with your significant other anymore and then its over.

 You see Rent-A-Center dating all the time. Anyone who has dated Kim Kardashian is a prime example, as well as Jennifer Lopez, Shaquille O'neal, Karrine " Superhead" Evans, and Lil Wayne. In my opinion celeritys find it acceptable to continue to date so many people that they run into some of the same circles of partners that some of their close friends have even dated. One minute you could be with some chick you met a bar, the next minute you're with that girls best friend. Then later on you could be with another one of those girls best friends that so happened to be with your friend at one point of time or someone you knew in high school. You understand what I mean?

So when you're in a exclusive relationship, be the best you can be to your significant other. But don't feel guilty or don't be hurt when you want it to end or your partner wants it to end. It most likely never was going to last anyways. Always be optimistic about your future endeavors and make sure you handle your responsibilities. I have seen men and women due the craziest things over a bad break up. Threaten to kill themselves to get the person back, stalk their ex, stop eating, stop going to work, posting emo facebook messages about their ex, posting dumb songs that relate to their depressed love life, and even more stuff that gets annoying after a while. A lot of us are guilty of it! So as I digress realize what is this dating game is all about!

Swag: A New Epidemic

Have you ever been able to define what swag means? I certainly have a hard time doing it and as much as I used to like saying the word its been over used so much I cringe everytime I hear it come out of someones mouth. I think everyone who is their own " individual" has there own swag, from their personality, interest, and clothing our " swag " makes us all unique.Of course everyone has certain interest that are the same as others but we shouldn't try to purposely imitate the uniqueness of someone else. But unfortunately there are a lot of people who think they have swag but look just like many people they hang out with or  there favorite reality television star or rapper. Or even worst their swag is just plain ignorant. I've come up with a list of things that have been so over saturated in pop culture and/or ignorant that it has now become " swagless "

Here's a list of things that can't be in the criteria of " swag"

Wearing tight jeans with Jordan sneakers that are two sizes too big for you. Tight jeans and big sneakers make you look like a clown.

Decorating yourself with tattoo all over your body and wearing a throw back professional sports team shirt or jersey with a snapback hat. You look just like any obscure hipster rap artist that has come out with a mixtape this year.....and the year before that. You also look like almost every single artist on Young Money, and any model that has picture of themselves posted on someones tumblr account.

CONSTANTLY taking pictures of yourself with a blunt in your mouth in your room with a poster of  Wiz Khalfia or Bob Marley in the background. Alot of people smoke weed now and taking a picture of yourself doing it doesn't make you a rebel.

Wearing tank tops with bold lettering on it that say dumb phrases like, " I love haters, " or " I love bitches," or anything ignorant that you would see some drunken  college student on spring break in Mexico or Florida on MTV or BET's rip the runway show wearing.

Being black and bleaching your hair blond. Usually people who beat on girls do that like Jason Kidd of the Dallas Mavericks or Chris " Smackdown " Brown.

Writing on twitter or facebook that you are " grinding, " we all know you punch a clock like the most of us and hate your supervisor. If you were really grinding your ass wouldn't be on social networks at all...

Having  three cell phones with you when you're out with your buddies and only one of them rings. That bullshit lie about having one phone for business, one for your ladies, and the others for friends is getting old. 

ALWAYS talking about how much you hate Obama or any other politician on twitter and facebook, sorry but most people don't give a damn about your political views and we don't think you're any smarter than the same dumb chicks or guys you  retweet. If I want to  care for someones opinion on politics I'll watch MSNBC or FOX news.

People who always say they #teamlightskin.You don't have swag because your mom was white and your daddy was black. Pretty sure if your grandma was forced to ride in the back of the bus back before the civil rights act she probably gave your dad shit for marrying a white women and your mom was probably getting cursed by her dad  because he said he didn't want a mixed grandkid anyways.  I love interracial relationships but I have no idea wtf a #teamlightskin is and I'm certainly not inferior to you. #Teamlightskin  seems subjective to me cause I could go downsouth and certainly be a #teamlightskin. 

Just being an overall dumbass douche bag who says the most ignorant things and thinks its funny. You sound just like Tyler the Creator.

Dudes who take pictures of their children's sneakers and clothing then post them on facebook knowing damn well  that we all know they baby mama bought it for the child and you claiming you got your son decked out when all your baby mama wants to do is take your ass to court for lack of child support payments but her dumbass won't listen to her parents and do it cause she loves you too much.

You chicks that constantly seduce your good male friends making them believe you " about that life, " when you really aren't . You complain about not having any friends nor having any good guys interested in you but you ruin just about any healthy relationship you have with a male friend.

You fools doing cat burglaries in the daytime,dressed in all black like that's going to make a bigger difference hopping in people's windows when no ones home but the cat and the dog is plain dumb and dangerous . Then your family wants to get mad and press charges when a homeowner catches you and blows your brains out.

White girls who think they are superior to black girls and post tweets  on twitter low key about it like most of us don't know what you really mean.

I'm going to bed after that last one it got me pissed off just typing it.#Louie

The Blindside Effect

Community Service is always good. There's nothing more special than giving back to the less fortunate, by donating your money to the poor or even working at a soup kitchen. It may not even have to deal with people but also picking up trash on the side of the road, or even volunteering at an animal shelter are also rewarding community service activities. What makes community service so special is that when you give back for a good cause it makes you feel better. It gives you that feeling  that you are being model citizen or you are doing " God's Work," whatever the case maybe for you I think we can all agree it makes  you feel all warm inside.

But ever since the movie  " The Blindside, " was released I have seen a surge in the amount of white women with bright futures feel the need to date young black males who have absolutely nothing to offer them. I'm sure most people have seen the movie about the pro football player Michael Oher, who was taken in by a white lady because he was homeless, taught by her family how to read, write, put on pants, use the bathroom, and be good student. All which lead to him going to college on a football scholarship then straight to the pro's. I digress from that. But my question is why has it  ever become attractive to date anyone who has no education, no job, and no goals in life? It seems as if the movie "Blindside", has made it appealing for smart, young, beautiful, white women to date such dysfunctional black men. This form of community service may seem rewarding at first but after a few months or even a few years for you smart girls who continue to act dumb, it will burn a hole in your heart or even worst your purse.Yes I said worst your purse, some of ya'll females it shouldn't matter what happens to your heart because quite frankly you use it way too much and need to start using whats in your head more often.

The act of taking care of unattractive and dysfunctional black men, who captivate you women with their  cute smiles, personalities, and  fabricated life stories that often put you on a guilt trip into doing everything for them is called the "Blindside Effect." It can also be called the "Michael Oher Effect." But in past history this has always been used but just in different ways like in the 17th and 18th centuries when English missionaries would go around the world and convert many different races such as Africans into Christians. This was called  the "White Man's Burden," because white missionaries around the world  felt it was their duty to uplift different races of mankind, which they felt were inferior to them. Thus they  thought of blacks as savages that needed to be civilized, so they taught them about Christianity. They also built churches and schools( but unfortunately that was after they enslaved, raped, killed, and pillage most communities).So this form of community service and philanthropy has been used since whites and blacks have interacted with each other.

For white women who prefer interracial relationships its absolutely fine. There is nothing wrong with dating or marrying a black man. But there's a big difference between dating a black man and a nigga. I'm sure we all can differentiate between the two. It is important not to confuse a black man with a nigga. They are two different groups within one race. So if your boyfriend hustles for a living, leaches off of you, or does cat burglaries( Hoping in people's windows dressed in all black when no one's home but the pets) then you are dating a nigga. In contrast a black man doesn't have to be some superstar athlete, entertainer, or some rich mogul. He can be a college educated person with a good job that handles all his responsibilities( These are the type that black women generally want and have a hard time getting). There is nothing wrong with dating someone who is in the middle, the middle is good as it draws less unnecessary attention, and everyone knows unnecessary attention generally isn't good.

So as I conclude from this I'd like to say if you like interracial relationships, choose a " black man, " who is going to bring the best out of you and who is going contribute to your well-being. There is no sense in dating anyone who won't do those two things for you. If he's not going to respect himself, he certainly isn't going to respect you. It's time for you to learn from the sistas and stay away from the " Blindside Effect," because we all hate it when the government takes our money don't let a dumb nigga do the same. #Louie

Keep ya Head up Floyd

I'm starting to see trends in  domestic violence and/or violence against women. It seems like throughout the history of mankind the most successful athletes or entertainers have been unable to refrain from putting their hands on their wives, significant others, and/or any plain ol' skeezer. A few that come to mind are Chris " Smackdown" Brown, Ike Turner,  Bobby Brown, Jason Kidd, Vanilla Ice, Allen Iverson,  Jaleel White ( Steve Irkle From Family Matters), Mike Tyson, Chris Beniot ( Who could forget about the wrestler who killed his wife, child and himself), Stone Cold Steve Austin and not surprisingly Gucci Mane, even back to the days when he was just a obscure artist performing shows across Atlanta rapping about the same bullshit he does today, he loved to back hand a dumb groupie.I  think the dumbest one of all is currently incarcerated Mystikal, who is a New Orleans rapper signed  to Cash Money who was incarcerated for 6 years for video taping a woman he sexually assaulted, because she allegedly stole money from him.I'm suprised he would even lay a finger on a woman since his sister Michelle Tyler was stabbed to death. Mystikal in my opinion should  have received a life sentence, not only for the sexual assault but because he filmed it as well. I scratch my head how such bright rappers like Mystikal and 2pac can be so stupid to incriminate themselves on videotape. Nothing gangsta about snitching on yourself.


In my opinion I don't believe a man should put their hands on a woman and I'm sure anyone reading this will agree too. But I don't believe men shouldn't put their hands on women because they are supposed to be respected or revered in some sort of way. Not every woman should be respected or put on some high pedestal, especially the gold diggers, groupies and any basic woman who is familiarize by a lot people with a negative connotation( Notice I typed " basic women" not " basic bitch"). Trust me if more than five people claim you are a slut its definitely coming from  reliable sources. But if you're like me or just interested in any sort of ignorance coming from Floyd Maywheather Jr. you  already know he is currently serving his 87 day sentence at Clark County Detention Center in Nevada after pleading guilty last year to domestic battery and no-contest to two counts of harassment for assaulting his former girlfriend, who is the mother of his three children( I really wish I  could have sent him a Happy Father's Day card).


But unfortunately after 15 days incarcerated Maywheather's lawyer Richard Wright  filed a motion for his client to be put in house arrested for the remainder of his sentence due to intolerable conditions being confined in a cell for 23 hours. They argue facilities in Clark County Detention Center  aren't suitable for Maywheather to workout in and with only taking in 800 calories since being incarcerated in contrast to his previous 3,000 to 4,000 he is already losing muscle definition, all in which could jeopardize his boxing career.Mayweather and his legal council asked for house arrest for the remainder of his sentence as a  alternative which was denied. Even though I hate violence against women I'd have to chuckle a bit if  Mayweather got to sit at home in his million dollar mansion after hitting his baby mama. Wouldn't seem like much punishment for the crime lol. I also have to scratch my head a bit and ask myself, what in the hell did his baby mama do to make him so angry? It couldn't have been having his kids and putting him on child support. After three kids with his baby mama seems like he wanted it to last forever. Maybe she put her hands in his money bag he always carries around? Being a greedy baby mama is never a good thing. Maybe she tried to fuck Ray-J, 50 cent or any other member of the Money Team?  But whatever the case maybe it would seem like all that anger and frustration he had for his baby mama would induce him to train more.Shouldn't he hit a punching bag, do some calisthenics, or go tease Chilli from TLC on another season of her reality show, " What Chilli Wants," into being his girl friend again if he was that angry? I just don't understand, if you punch people for a living and are one of the richest paid athletes in the world what in the hell would make you so furious to hit the mother of your child? I'll digress from that, I'll get a headche trying to understand that.


Overall this isn't the second account of Maywheather being charge with domestic violence. He was charged in 2002 for the same thing against two other women. In my opinion no matter how rich, famous, and/ or talent you are, you must always take responsibilities for your actions.I hope this is the last time Mayweather put his hands on a female again. Such a talented and entertaining individual should always remain a class act for people who look at him as a role model, such as his kids, aspiring professional boxers, and for his image in general. So with that being noted I think Mayweather should relax as much as he can for now and be a lot more optimistic because even though he did a bad thing, he'll still return to boxing and still continue to be undefeated.
Click on the link below and you'll see old footage of Gucci Mane giving his former bunk buddy a nudge than a Gucci Haymaker on stage at a concert. http://dimewars.com/Video/Gucci-Mane-Punches-Girl-In-The-Face.aspx?bcmediaid=20b9474b-4824-498f-a8da-fbcbafc4f92e

The Origin

I felt the need to do this. I've been extremely frustrated this week and I need some outlet to vent my frustrations on. I'm new to this and I'm a work in progress but hopefully this confusing template will give me the luxury of voicing my opinions, thoughts, weirdness or anything else in a effective manner. To get straight to the point, people tell me I'm funny. I deserve my own television sitcom or I should  be a comedian, all in which sound like good occupations that unfortunately for me will  start me off broker than I already am without the guarantee that I'll get rich and fulfill any delusion of grandeur that I've ever had in my lifetime. So I guess this is the second best thing.

I feel more comfortable talking about myself now. I'm in better health than I have been since probably senior year of high school, I'm almost finished with college and I've finally got some ab definition back. I'm pretty much kind of feeling myself right now....( I'm joking) but  I can remember four years ago almost going off the deep end living in a one bedroom apartment in Olympia accomplishing almost nothing. There's nothing like starting off your young adulthood after graduating high school then making almost every mistake possible...( Maybe I'm exaggerating a little bit). So as I digress from the worst of my past I can toast to today at this present moment. I'm more weirder than I have ever been, more wiser, more entertaining, even more sexually frustrated than ever! So everyone that reads this I appreciate it and most likely if I've been mad at you this week you're probably the reason why I'm up so late writing this. #Louie